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mwagneto · 6 months ago

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hungarian/nomadic magyar tumblr circa 998AD dashboard simulator

🏞️ vándor-ló-979 Follow

not yall still spreading emese's foundation myth??? she literally claims she fucked a bird????? like either she's lying or she cheated and she's trying to cover it up or well. i dont even want to consider the third option

🪺 magánügyek Follow

tengri forbid women do anything???

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🦅 szél-könnyű-szárnyán-szállj Follow

okay im sick of the discourse let's do this.

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🐎 istván-rovására Follow

that took so long lmao -> !!!!!!!∧◇ᛏ⋈∧

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🐴 csillagösvény Follow

i'm so serious rn if you support """istván""" in any way just unfollow and block me. we do NOT need him or his dumbass god and what he's been doing to our people to spread his religion is shameful.

🐴 csillagösvény Follow

btw we all know your real name is vajk stop larping as a christian it's EMBARRASSINGGGG

✝️ esztergom-örökké Follow

love seeing my mutuals reblogging this /s anyway op has multiple posts on their blog supporting quartering and human sacrifice. in case you were wondering. anyway stand with István

🐴 csillagösvény Follow

1) we dont even do human sacrifices, are you fucking stupid??? show me ONE post where i talk about that. 2) are you seriously forgetting that your bestie istván LITERALLY QUARTERED HIS UNCLE?????

#sorry to put this dumbass on the dash😭 dont even engage just block them #ur not making it up the tree of life lmao #discourse

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🌅 bolygó-kárpáti Follow

friendly reminder that just because you're white passing doesn't mean you're not a real magyar!! people with mixed parents are just as valid <3

🏇 attila-népe Follow

cranky coz ur ancestors decided to mix with the europeans arent you

🧺 lemezelő Follow

isnt your girlfriend literally frankish????

🏇 attila-népe Follow

you had to have done some serious stalking to find that💀 and first of all i didn't have a choice, my parents picked the tribe, and second of all she's not my "girlfriend" i got her via ritual kidnapping (WITH consent. before anyone gets weird)

🌐 a-kiber-kovács Follow

Couldn't you have kidnapped another magyar woman? Or someone from another mongoloid tribe?

🔅 hadúrsimp Follow

ohh sure so now human pet guy is gonna chime in to advocate for the kidnapping of our women while being lowkey racist. what are you even doing on nomadblr????

🌅 bolygó-kárpáti Follow

what the fuck happened to my post

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🪔 rakabonciás Follow

for the nth time, you're only a true shaman if you were born with teeth OR with extra fingers OR in the sac. the rest of you are faking & we can tell.

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okay people keep spreading this but this is literally just wrong?? like congrats on the 6 fingers op im glad u and Little Golden Father have a special connection (genuinely) but like. táltos and sámán and mágus and garabonciás and javas etc are all different things with completely different requirements and life paths which you should definitely know if you're claiming to be one?? especially since your post says shaman but you're listing the criteria for a táltos, and your username looks like a play on garabonciás so. which is it🤔 maybe get your facts in order before trying to gatekeep

anyway don't listen to op!! your connection to the Upper World is yours alone and you're the best judge of what the Fathers and Mothers want your path in life to be!!

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🛐 mea-culpa Follow

It breaks my heart that the majority of my people still refuse to see the One True God and insist on sticking to their pagan spirits. I fear that when judgement day comes, we will all be wiped out thanks to their foul godless ways.

🐴 csillagösvény Follow

how tf am i godless when i literally have dozens of gods? little mothers and little fathers are in everything all around us & it must suck ass to live in a world where you're not surrounded by the small gods that inhabit everything. manifesting that the fene and the guta tag team beat your ass tonight

🔅 hadúrsimp Follow

hadúr will literally strike op down personally. he told me himself. whispered it to me sweetly even

🐴 csillagösvény Follow

while i agree with you, i feel like you might also have ulterior motives, nomadblr user hadúrsimp

#but live your truth! doubly so on the posts of these freak repressed bible lovers. meanwhile on the #COOL side of magyarhood we walk around butt ass naked!!! op have fun never experiencing joy ever again tho #discourse

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posting from an alt so i don't get cancelled but lowkey i'm starting to think koppány was right.... maybe this christianity thing isn't gonna work out after all

👑 sanctus-stephanus Follow

WRONG BLOG

👑 sanctus-stephanus Follow

THIS WAS A JOKE. IGNORE THIS

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ISTVÁN????????????? 💀

#the usernames wont make any sense unless ur hungarian and insane about the era im sorry. i hope the rest is funny to foreigners too tho🙏#i woke up in the middle of the night and typed out the majority of this then fell back asleep #hopefully that provides some nice extra context to jt #it's especially funny coz I've been meaning to make this post for like. legit at least 7 or 8 months now #so ig inspiration struck in the middle of the fkin night. finally. well here you go #dashboard simulator #dashboard sim #history #hun mythology #mythology #hun culture

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yxkipop · 9 months ago

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I WORKED ON THIS ALL THE WAY UP TO 3 AM AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT POSSESSED ME. Anyways, this was probably the most fun I've ever had finishing a drawing that I was half asleep for, so yeah ^^

Ink sans was made by Comyet

#THIS SO GOOD BRO HOW DID I DO THIS AIAVSKUSB #Context? idk. would made an interesting fanfic tho #My wallpaper now 🫠#sans au #undertale au #sans #utmv fanart #ink sans #my art #utmv au #undertale #fanart #sans undertale #utmv #ink!sans #ink

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demaparbat-hp · 4 months ago

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On your most recent From the Couch post... is that a dragon tattoo I see poking out of Zuko's collar? ...................may we see more of it?

You may see all of it.

#dema answers #atla #avatar the last airbender #zuko #atla fanart #atla art #prince zuko #tales from the couch #atla modern au #atla au #zuko art #zuko fanart #atla zuko #Tattooed Zuko #For context!#He got those tattoos during what would be S2 in this AU #This was right before being accepted back home. So he got them during a—let's say—crossroads of destiny *wink wink*#Those are his shame tattoos. He's terribly embarrassed by them so the Gaang tease him about them. (He's secretly very proud of them tho)#It's all about the duality inherent to fire (and himself!) as well as protection.#The red dragon has his back at all times. It protects Zuko from his past—from everything that he has left behind and is walking away from.#The Blue dragon guards him front unknown threats. It curls over his left arm (his most vulnerable side) and rests its head over Zuko's heart #It's all very symbolic #Zuko loves his tattoos but is also embarrassed and ashamed of how he got them. He was in a very bad place at the time.#If he got the chance to get his tattoos done *now*—he probably wouldn't do it.#He wouldn't change a thing tho. They're part of who he is. A reminder of who he was.#Also they're kinda hot #So that helps #Also...I forgot to draw the blue dragon's body on the back of his shoulder so... Oops?#Let us all ignore that and focus on the sun/starbust tattoo on his chest instead #the gaang

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screwpinecaprice · 1 day ago

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They just wanna boogey I guess haha

#I like to keep Steven's hands massive compared to Connie's like in the OG series. There's something so endearing about it.#I mean. I like to keep Steven big and wide over all lol. Like a sheild #connverse #Connie Maheswaran #Steven Quartz Universe #my shiz #SU future #Steven Universe Future #Steven Universe #su #Oh man. I started drawing this last month and forgot about it. This was the one where I planned on drawing them with partially dyed hair #like in those fanart kahari03 made.#They were gonna fuse and I were to draw Stevonnie with their dyed hair combined.#But. Tried copying SUF's artstyle and in doing so it took me soooooo long I keep picking it up and dropping it. Haha #Now I'm just gonna drop it altogether and just draw them with dyed hair some other time. Not gonna copy the artstyle next time tho.#Context now tho? Uh. I dunnoe. They just wanna boogey I guess haha

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cherrirui-official · 1 year ago

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I hope u guys don't mind me posting these au doodles while I work on things ahaha

I also gave JD slightly longer hair in these doodles as a funny haha but I don't think it's funny anymore he looks genuinely good with his hair like that ahahaha I hope you're not mad at me for changing his au design a bit

#first of all ahem DONT TAG THIS AS SHIP OR WHATEVER!!! ILL THROW ROCKS AT YOU!!!!! BITCH!!!!!!!#troIlcest (or whatever you call yourselves idk) DONT TOUCH my SHIT! Ty :] anyways...#For context I like to hc that when he was younger Bruce would always have JD brush his hair #and like... whenever lil Bruce was upset it would help calm him down i think ahhauysgjiodk do u guys see the vision??#and since it's my au i can make reality whatever i want it to be sooooo :]#I like to imagine that it still helps Bruce calm down even tho they're older now.. Big bro brushing his lil bros hair to soothe him UUGH #Let JD be a good older brother pleeease #also gave JD flowers in his hair too bc he deserves them me thinks... Now him and Bruce are matching!!!#i dont have any specific flowers in mind for the ones in their hair i just picked a color for the flowers that looked pretty and ran with i #also saying it again i love love LOOOOVE the crayon tool in mspaint using it to make gradients is so!!!! UUUGHUHHH!!!! /pos #the pattern on JD's jacket fur will never be consistent shhhhh #trolls #trolls band together #john dory trolls #trolls john dory #bruce trolls #trolls bruce #beach bros au #cherris canvas #I made that last image btw #everytime i saw that screenshot of jd it made me think of the spongebob scene where its a pov of flats waking up #and the first thing he sees is spongebob waiting for him with flowers in his hand and smiling

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kaiserouo · 6 months ago

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FYI:

sudo shutdown now: Shut down immediately.

for i in $(seq 1000); do yes & done: Open 1000 "yes" process at the background. Each of them alone can throttle your CPU usage at 100%.

:(){ :|:& };:: Fork bomb, eats all your resources.

sudo rm -rf /: Erase the system and all your disks.

Don't run any of this if you don't know what you're doing.

#i just think it would be funny if v1 hijacks gabriel's shell when he does maintainence #i was originally gonna put the command prompt only but that gave too little context so im just gonna yoink my art from previous post lol #i do have another similar idea that i may draw tho #to put it more precisely its more like a revisit to the previous post's idea #why do i keep making gabriel a cs engineer wtf #anyway for now enjoy a little bit of cs joke #(on second thought this is really not that funny)#ultrakill

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ziggystqrdust · 7 months ago

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h&m // zero to heroes & baddies who break their hearts by being a great actress n actor (that megara betrayal reveal was so iwajag)

how rich do u have to be to have that much purple on ur clothes in 21 bce

anyways i love how most fish out of water stories for boys is because theyre sons of god or smth but when it comes to girls it’s because theyre actually the spawn of the devil like😭

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amessformiles · 1 month ago

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i’m sure i lost braincells listening to this (/pos) LMAOO

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katabay · 8 months ago

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”—ah. seems like mother goose has been playing around in your egg salad. if you won’t dance to that tune, I got others.”

honestly, the would you kindly scene is whatever to me*, code yellow is the more interesting violation/betrayal of the body because of how beautifully it escalates the Fontaine reveal/betrayal and shows how ugly some of those ‘locks and keys’ that Tenenbaum mentions are. not only have you been a tool in another man’s hand this entire time, it goes deeper. your body is not your own.

*there used to be a meandering thought here about the would you kindly scene, but it was really just talking around the fact that I spent way too many years seeing people discuss it in the most insufferable and reductive ways possible when it’s a combination of three or four other things that make that moment compelling lmao

collage credits: heart one/heart two

⭐ places I’m at! bsky / pixiv / pillowfort /cohost / cara.app / tip jar!

#bioshock #honestly if Fontaine was upfront about wanting Ryan dead I’d have done it after ten minutes of walking around Rapture #I have (squints) somehow two ideas about suchong I want to get out. one more abt atlas and manipulation #there’s a specific kind of family adjacent horror occurring in the text and it’s WILD that suchong is the one we hear Jack refer to #in familial terms while two other men force themselves onto you by appropriating the father role over your body :)#to be clear tho I don’t actually think Fontaine had any familial sentiments towards Jack he’s just occupying Ryan’s space now #WHEEZING can you tell that I think every ‘wow a man chooses/a slave obeys is so deep!�� think piece is stupid as hell #thankfully it’s not as prevalent as it was a decade ago but my god people thought it was the height of philosophy for too long #ANYWAY ALL OF THIS TO SAY. there’s a certain kind of trans anxiety/horror in having your body betray you. or generally body #anxiety. but I read a lot about it in a medieval gender context so it’s trans to me. amongst other things.

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cosmocove · 2 months ago

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#undescribed #video #bonk.png #great god grove #ggg #great god grove spoilers #ggg spoilers #<- only for king #song is real the end of hatsune miku by cosMo@Bousou-P #posting this bc this is the only finished part n idk if i'll pick this up again ive actually posted some stuff from this before so now u ge #the context for that stuff originally started on this on nov 28th finished this part dec 5th n then havent touched it since the start of #this month LOL did have a lot of fun with it tho n thats the important part #openshot video editor HATED this btw it lags. so bad. specifically the parts where its wiggly bc idk how to get gifs to work with it #so there's a bunch of second long images repeated to make em wiggly n my beautiful frightened horse Does Not Like That </3 #excluding spek n capo this was straight up my first time drawing all of the characters in this 👍

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sysig · 1 year ago

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How far did you get? (Patreon)

#My art #Handplates #UT #Gaster #Frisk #A DBZA incorrect quote technically - it's just such a raw line #Even what it's in reply to kinda works in this context! ''What exactly changed between you in the future and now?'' Time travel nonsense #It feels real weird to have a piece fully finished in black and white and have that be Correct lol #I am So pleased with the composition of this ♥#Gaster vertical and the human horizonal! Gaster confined and the human-#Hint: He's not looking at Frisk #Gaster being able to see Zarfox consistently is very interesting to me #Or rather - that bit makes sense lol he got as far as he could within the confines of his world and understanding #It's still cool how much he can actually see tho - understand? Interpret? Hard to pin down and define haha #What Sans is able to see doubly interests me - he got some but just glimpses! Different from - I assume - Gaster's consistent sight #Poor Papyrus being left out haha #It's been a while since I've drawn a Vessel - weird to think about Frisk in that context haha #It's accurate! Just weird ♪#I am so in love with Gaster's post-Void design <3 The fact that his lineart is ''canon'' - however you want to phrase it just ughgjkdslafd #Any instance of The Medium being drawn attention to down to its format and details gives me the zoomies lol #Visual representation of the unfathomable! It's so cool!!#And the fact that at the Very least Gaster suspects just how limited his viewpoint is - is phased in and out of it - what he assumes is real #He knows that even with everything that makes him up now - the threads of the multiverse! - it's still so much bigger than he can understand #''More than I thought'' - and then actually getting to talk with some/thing/one(s) that make up at least a sliver of that Bigger #''Less than you'd think'' - like moving a grain of sand that contains a universe on the beach of infinity #Hghhh it's cool <3

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superbellsubways · 4 months ago

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#i redrew a wip i made months ago and it looked way better than the og so i finished it 😭#they are young adults here (like 18-20 range) this is just before they go to college 👍#i wanted to include more things with this but ill just post them separately later 😭 im lazy sorry #i wanna explain their friendship but words hard. basically clippy is a bit of a punching bag but he sticks with bonzi regardless #bonzi is an asshole and has almost gotten the both of them in trouble multiple times. Not a great influence #to bonzi clippy is like his own chatgpt or some shit. does his homework for him. his own personal nerd #clippy didnt realize he was being used for a long time because he was gullible 😔 HES OK NOW THO #virtual assistants #clippy #bonzi buddy #gijinka #object head #webcore #digital art #doodle #i said i would draw a happy clippy but um. 😭 ILL DRAW SOMETHING CUTE LATER i mean hes kinda cutes here but with extra context its ☹️#im still figuring out how to draw this stupid gorila

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bisexualmcqueen · 4 months ago

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so i figured out the funniest possible way to do the 'salqueen babies' trope

he then finds someplace better (cave)

cuddle pile time

she's framing that.

they are a crazy but happy family <3

#cars fandom #pixar cars #sally carrera #lightning mcqueen #pixar #i might wind up posting a few drabbles about this au. gotta organize but technically 2 fics already Exist about this au. idk if post tho #salqueen #swagcars10 au #<tag for now. context later perhaps #PSPSPSPS COME GET FLUFF #lightning teaches them crime. sally teaches them how to get away with said crime #this is also a 'doc lives' au so if u see grandpa doc ..yes. he also teaches crime #also this is like the third time ive drawn my fav character acting like a cat. i did it in other fandoms ig its my Thing #two cakes!#this is also part of the feral racecar hc too but i havent decided on a tag for tht yet #hes a creature...#my art #feral racers hc

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maaxverstappen · 1 year ago

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help me hold onto you | T | 9/13

f1driver!max and streamer!charles

The man—Charles, Max assumes—sounds French. He loves that. He should be used to a French accent, he was forced to converse with Pierre often enough, but it sounds different coming from Charles. More melodic. Almost similar to someone he used to know once. “And that made me think,” Charles says, voice bellowing from Max’s speakers. “That it was stupid that we didn't have carrots before. Like, come on, it's a farming game.” Max has no fucking idea what the hell he is on about.

or: Max is lonely and finds Charles streaming on Twitch.

based on this prompt sent to @f1prompts